Februar 2012
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Goin on hiatus for a few days
Work overload.
Need to log off for a bit.
If anybody wants to talk to me I’ll still have IM around. (I’m flagdemoness, go figure)
Love y’all and see you soon!
stereobone fragte: oh that rupert and michael goodness is from the film, cherry bomb :)
hipsterwavves:
I enjoy long walks on the Internet.
Let us all take a moment tonight, on Oscar Night,...
iv0611:
anorie:
The last time the Academy did anything right and/or relevant. :p
Interviewer: So, Benedict, are you planning on making an appearance at the Oscars?
Benedict Cumberbatch: Are you MAD!?
Interviewer: wha---
Benedict Cumberbatch : The game's still afoot! No one, not even John must know I'm alive!
Interviewer: Bu---
Benedict Cumberbatch : How do YOU even know I'm alive!?
Martin Freeman: Sorry, sorry, he really gets into his role.
Benedict Cumberbatch: JAWN
Interviewer: I should just go
My friend and I are having an argument about...
ham-on-ry:
Who is hotter, Axel or Riku?
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
*a friends speech on my wedding day*
friend: I still remember her hanging up a poster of him, and she told me that she was going to marry him. We laughed about it, but it turned out that she was right.
age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
Reblog if you want Anons to tell you who they ship...
elementarymydearturtle:
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normal girls: why do i always fall in love with jerks
me: why do i always fall in love with strangers
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Person: I'm not sure what to do, any advice?
HP fandom: Eat some chocolate, it'll help
THG fandom: Stay alive
Sherlock fandom: Not my division
Doctor Who fandom: Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead.
Hitchhiker's Guide fandom: DON'T PANIC
Supernatural fandom: Salt! Lots of salt!
Glee fandom: COURAGE
Amnesia fandom: RUN, BITCH, RUN! STOP WASTING YOUR LANTERN!
pepsi-freeze:
kunishirou:
Barnaby: “Boku wa...
Reblog if you know an Asian guy named Kevin.
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QUICK EVERYONE REBLOG THIS WITH A BOOK SUGGESTION
paging-teddybear-doctor:
-iopenattheclose:
matriarch-aethyta:
sabrea:
indie-jones:
loup-garoux:
crowleylaughingalonewithplants:
cynicalwitch:
gryffmeister:
Leviathan by Scott Westerfeld.
Set Fire to the Rain
heyfunniest:
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Anschauenhuffley6:
aubreyli:
chriscolfernication:
Darren Criss and Kermit the frog singing Rainbow Connection -Full
Here’s one with the pre-song conversation as well.
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Someone should invent a sonic-screwdriver designed vibrator.
I would buy it. Jus’ sayin’
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did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
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ifyoucantfindafriendmakeone fragte: Now following. So happy to have found you and this fandom! :3
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